There are things in life that simply don’t go together: horseradish and ice cream, oil and water, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy. Until 2003, the idea of marrying Porsche heritage with an SUV design would’ve been slotted in with those examples, but the all-new Cayenne proved that nothing was impossible. As expected, brand purists bemoaned the development of a Porsche-badged chariot for well-heeled suburbanites and their offspring, yet brisk sales had a tendency to drown out their cries of opposition. Adding insult to injury, the once unimaginable Cayenne will be available as a hybrid (with a diesel possibly on the way). If you hear screaming, fear not – it’s just your 911-driving neighbor reading this.