Just call it The Nuge

With a hunting stand, binoculars, a "BIG GAME" license plate, and 32,000,000 candlepower auxiliary lights up front for blinding your prey before shooting it, this vehicle is a straight up killing machine. We hear it comes equipped with a train horn for drowning out PETA protests too. And what’s the deal with the cat print on the side? Camouflage? I can see it now: Cheetah One, “Hey, is that a sniper in a Ford F-350 hunting truck?” Cheetah Two, “No you idiot, that’s Bill. He ate some rotten Zebra meat and is looking a little green these days.” Cheeta One, “OK, because I swore I heard Wango Tango playing and you know what happened last time we heard Ted Nugent come on.”

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